-Hot mess express
-Proud member of the bad moms club
-What doesn’t kill you disappoints me
-I’m just wtfing my way through life
-Be savage not average
-It's a beautiful day to leave me alone
-Kinda classy kinda hood
-You may think I'm a horrible person but deep down I'm even worse
-I swear because I care
-If my mouth doesn’t say it my face definitely will
-I've got a good heart but this mouth