Snarky Keychain

-I have it all together just forgot where I put it 

-If I ever say “Do you want me to be honest” say no 

-I’m sorry I’m late I got here as soon as I wanted to

-I had my patience tested I'm negative 

-If only sarcasm burned calories 

-I love talking to myself she gets me  

-Sunshine mixed with a little hurricane 

-Don’t grow up it’s a trap 

-I may be wrong but I doubt it 

-Thou shalt not try me Mood 24:7